Sunday, September 2, 2007

WHAT DOES THE BIBLE SAY ABOUT COMPETITION AND BANANAS???

It's been a wonderful summer this summer, but yet one question derives to pontificate such conversing in the area of competition and bananas. What does our holy bible say about, or better yet, what does God have to say? Is it fear that causes people to run from competing, covering there pain with religious distain and banana eating frenzies. Or is it the "holy" masters of the body that include "flee the evil desires of your youth" in conversation over the religious aplication of competing? What about Moses' competing with pharoah over who's God was bigger? I mean come on, who's gonna take God in a arm wrestling contest (OK, maybe i watched the child version, kids don't like blood and locusts)!!! Or how about Elijah, or Gideon, or Jubal or Arphaxad or Philopoter. All this to question, what is "healthy competition" and what is dishonoring to God?
TTYASH (Talk to you all soon hopefully)!!Publish Post!

Monday, June 4, 2007

Israeli Grad Students Create System to Turn Dew into Fresh Water in Any Climate

"Inspired by the dew-collecting properties of leaves, one 315 sq ft unit can extract a minimum of 48 liters of fresh water from the air each day. Depending on the number of collectors used, an unlimited daily supply of water could be produced even in remote and polluted places."

commments and thoughts!!!

Isn't it great how God has blessed us with minds to think of cool things. I always thought it would be cool to make some pill/supplement/"pharmaceutical" product that would cause your intestinal linings to create mashed potatoes. Imagine, instead of those excruciatingly painful evenings in the "rest" room, one might actually find "rest" amongst the scent of warm homemade mashed potatoes (salt seasoned of course). But, now on to new and better things, we have this story of a young man with great ambition to create such a masterpeice of art with the ability to transcendentalate our aquatic atmospheric product into something usable.
What sort of new and awesome pranks could be pulled when using the exhaust of such a machine. I can see it now, friend of a grandmother's stepson falls to his knees while greeted with the dewless perpetrator (machine gone mad see pg F67).
But anyhow, it is amazing none the less how great minds can conceive great things... But don't take my word for it, try it out for yourself!!!!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

BEAR HUNTING IN THE SUMMER>>>>

You ever wondered why people hunt bears in the summer? One time i knew this guy, well let's just say it's rather "hush, hush" and he told me of his friend "Bill" who hunted bears in the summer. Come to find out the bears had a "big surprise" for him if you know what i mean!!! hint hint (ok that was off of "lopen beason")
We he said if you wait long enough in the summer, bears come from all around and nibble along the shore banks just waiting around with nothing to do. I mean you'd think they'd have at least something to do better than nibble... Maybe like take care of their man caves or eat bark off of helpless pine trees or scare bambi or something.. BUt anyways if you want to hunt, they say it's crazy to hunt bears in the summer? BUt what do i know, i can even find my car keys!!!

Monday, May 28, 2007

WHY EATING CHEESE IN THE RAIN IS NOT A GOOD THING

Over the long years i've experience on God's wonderful earth, i've found it very difficult to eat cheese based products during a fury of precipitation blasting de la sky. Anyone got any suggestions????