You ever wondered why people hunt bears in the summer? One time i knew this guy, well let's just say it's rather "hush, hush" and he told me of his friend "Bill" who hunted bears in the summer. Come to find out the bears had a "big surprise" for him if you know what i mean!!! hint hint (ok that was off of "lopen beason")
We he said if you wait long enough in the summer, bears come from all around and nibble along the shore banks just waiting around with nothing to do. I mean you'd think they'd have at least something to do better than nibble... Maybe like take care of their man caves or eat bark off of helpless pine trees or scare bambi or something.. BUt anyways if you want to hunt, they say it's crazy to hunt bears in the summer? BUt what do i know, i can even find my car keys!!!
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i think another reason to hunt bears in the summer is because thats when they're most active. they're sleeping in winter, and going to sleep in fall, and when they wake up in spring they'll go all crazy kamikaze on you if you try to hunt them. so summers the only other option.
Please BEAR in mind though, that summer is also the time of the migrant Australian marsupial Tenny-tenny-hookuls-beandinger. You have a small window of time, about two weeks in early July, where this marvelous species swims the South Pacific and graces our shores on the west coast of Florida. Hunting this animal is more than game and sport because its stringy and tough fur is rich in vitamin C deposits. Much higher in content than the average Florida orange. Also the meat is amazing especially when you pickle it. Hey Jimi do you remember the bear at Hontoon Island? Yeah that was crazy.
I don't like to talk about this all too much, but there was a time when, well let's just say, i was BEARLY known as just an average hunter. You see hunting for me as a child was what we call back home "nuestro pasatiempo favorito de alfonso miguel signoia rodriguez domingo repuelda noticia de queso", known for its longwinded season of hunting... And much to your surprise oh, jeremiah g. i came this close (you can see but it's real close) to landing my ax on the dimple of that marvelous tenny tenny. It makes me quiver oh, such detestable things from its mouth came forth as I wallowed in my sorrow for missing such splender. He laughed and than spoke some obscene words in another language so i couldn't tell... Wherever you be oh tenny tenny.. you'll be mine!!!
arphanilonglegs7, did the tenny tenny have a pink and yellow stripe down his back?
for those that were wondering here are the entire words to infamous "teddy bear picnic" song.
If you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.
For ev'ry bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Ev'ry teddy bear who's been good
Is sure of a treat today.
There's lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful games to play.
Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
Cause that's the way the teddy bears have their picnic.
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better not go alone.
It's lovely down in the woods today
But safer to stay at home.
For ev'ry bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Picnic time for teddy bears
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout;
They never have any care;
At six o'clock their mummies and daddies,
Will take them home to bed,
Because they're tired little teddy bears.
What is up with "teddy bears" any way. They ARE part of a rebellion; don't be fooled by their cute fuzziness. The only logical explination for their existance is that the bears have got so tired of having their best friends picked off in the summer, and not in the winter when they are asleep that they sold they fuzziest and smallest bears to the unexpecting humans to seek revenge. And you thought they were just good company, ha!
That song uncovers one of the most ancient and diabolical schemes ever in the history of beardom. Listen to how they are methodically plotting the demise of those who "catch them unawares." Or maybe even unwares in their underwares. What's worse is that Will so nonchalantly provided us with this apocolyptic durge, as if we wouldn't suspect his deeper knowledge in the whole affair. I'm bettin' Will's with the bears. Take him out guys!!!
I don't believe in all of this conspiracy theory junk about bears. Bears are just big, dumb animals that don't know any better. Kinda like uptuzvits. (I probably spelt that wrong so shoot me!)
Are they... .are you sure they're just big and dumb. Why you go and say it to their faces. Hahahahaha!
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