Over the long years i've experience on God's wonderful earth, i've found it very difficult to eat cheese based products during a fury of precipitation blasting de la sky. Anyone got any suggestions????
Hey all I know is that in Israel if you are eating the cheese in the rain, don't eat it with meat. This would be considered unkosher. If I catch any of you doing this...I'll go Old Testament on you!
eating too much cheese causes constipation. I'm guessing the water inside the rain would make this problem ten times worse. (PS: I eat cheeseburgers Jerry!)
Who would want to eat cheese in the rain? I mean come on lets face it, you would have to have lost your marbles or be in a rainy day cheese eating contest in the only crazy enough state, Wisconsin. Plus I am pretty that sure it would cause some serious constapation, similar to the effects of Guatemalan water.
Back in '98, when i was a boy, they didn't even have such things as cheese. We ate raw roman noodles and spam, if you were lucky. And who uses the word precipitation in a sentence anymore. One should be flogged for such improper noun usage of such. ANyways, I'd much rather run in the rain with beaver skin on, it repels all sorts of things, like flying weaner dogs and papyrus reed thistles. Once when i ate a whole bag of raw potatoes, i was in the _______ for a really long time.... SO who eats cheese anymore, why not eat cottage...uh.. oh yeah that's cheese too!! Well anyways, who eats food like that anymore.??!!??!!! no !!!!! not ????
arphanilonglegs7 You were a boy in 1998?!!!! Wow you have not even reached the proper cheese maturity age. Are you still a cheese-age teenager? Do you not know that you need to be at least a limburger aged 21 years old before you can adequately describe the process of rainy day cheese eating? Oh and you need to be pasturized too. You can do this by planning a 2 hour long meeting with Pastor Larry.
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Hey all I know is that in Israel if you are eating the cheese in the rain, don't eat it with meat. This would be considered unkosher. If I catch any of you doing this...I'll go Old Testament on you!
Rabbi Yahu
why on earth would a person want to eat cheese in the rain. and what kind of cheese is it?
eating too much cheese causes constipation. I'm guessing the water inside the rain would make this problem ten times worse. (PS: I eat cheeseburgers Jerry!)
Who would want to eat cheese in the rain? I mean come on lets face it, you would have to have lost your marbles or be in a rainy day cheese eating contest in the only crazy enough state, Wisconsin. Plus I am pretty that sure it would cause some serious constapation, similar to the effects of Guatemalan water.
Back in '98, when i was a boy, they didn't even have such things as cheese. We ate raw roman noodles and spam, if you were lucky. And who uses the word precipitation in a sentence anymore. One should be flogged for such improper noun usage of such. ANyways,
I'd much rather run in the rain with beaver skin on, it repels all sorts of things, like flying weaner dogs and papyrus reed thistles. Once when i ate a whole bag of raw potatoes, i was in the _______ for a really long time....
SO who eats cheese anymore, why not
eat cottage...uh.. oh yeah that's cheese too!! Well anyways, who eats food like that anymore.??!!??!!! no !!!!! not ????
arphanilonglegs7 You were a boy in 1998?!!!! Wow you have not even reached the proper cheese maturity age. Are you still a cheese-age teenager? Do you not know that you need to be at least a limburger aged 21 years old before you can adequately describe the process of rainy day cheese eating? Oh and you need to be pasturized too. You can do this by planning a 2 hour long meeting with Pastor Larry.
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