"Inspired by the dew-collecting properties of leaves, one 315 sq ft unit can extract a minimum of 48 liters of fresh water from the air each day. Depending on the number of collectors used, an unlimited daily supply of water could be produced even in remote and polluted places."
commments and thoughts!!!
Isn't it great how God has blessed us with minds to think of cool things. I always thought it would be cool to make some pill/supplement/"pharmaceutical" product that would cause your intestinal linings to create mashed potatoes. Imagine, instead of those excruciatingly painful evenings in the "rest" room, one might actually find "rest" amongst the scent of warm homemade mashed potatoes (salt seasoned of course). But, now on to new and better things, we have this story of a young man with great ambition to create such a masterpeice of art with the ability to transcendentalate our aquatic atmospheric product into something usable.
What sort of new and awesome pranks could be pulled when using the exhaust of such a machine. I can see it now, friend of a grandmother's stepson falls to his knees while greeted with the dewless perpetrator (machine gone mad see pg F67).
But anyhow, it is amazing none the less how great minds can conceive great things... But don't take my word for it, try it out for yourself!!!!
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pooping out mashed potatoes, that would be very hot, but yet somewhat relaxing. interesting concept...
How in the world did we transfer the subject from dew collecting water machines to mashed potatoes. IF only a machine could instantly produce icecream from oxygen. I love icecream so much. Its yummy.How in the world does one think of collecting dew to make 48 litters of water. Amazing!
Technically it would be impossible to produce ice cream directly from oxygen being a dairy product and all. It would be possible to make snow cones directly from these Israeli dew machines with a little tweaking. (flavoring not included) That's a concept "Water flavored Snow Cones". hmmmm.....
Can this amazingly innovative machine collect sweat particles and recycle it as a rare energy tonic? Perhaps if volunteer subjects could be placed on a steady diet of olive oil and cod fish liver oil we could extract their incredibly potent sweat molecules and create a global alternative to the ever increasing fuel shortage. Heck, why not place one of these machines in your car turn on the heat full blast for an hour or two while driving and the machine would recycle your personally enhanced sweat into your car's fuel tank automatically. No more waiting in line for gas!!! Wait a second...gas...yeah that's it, forget the sweat we could convert the machine over to a human gas extracter...you know methane! Now those mashed potatoes would come in handy.
i don't think that i would want a machine EXSTRACTING gas from my own gas producing machine, but a snow cone does sound lovely; if only it could render my potent sweat molecule into a pleasant oder to calm people in my present enviroment yet potent enough to ward off the hungry bears. hahaha
I do like the idea of generating a sweat, i mean sweet, product from gaseous collection. Especially those long boring hours on the local highway, while dad turns back, squints, and gives you a "grin" if you know what i mean. I believe this sort of potent persecution could be eliminate by a device so convenient. THE ONLY problem may occur when taking into effect the wind calibration and temperatural allocation of our preceding climatic barometric antiphony. ONe might neet a suppression device. SO i've ingeniously devised a plan to create an atmospheric upgrade that everyone will need and force my plan into action for world domination... hahaha .... !!!
Absolutely ingenious Arphan...may I call you Arphan? I would like to submit my resume to your administration. I am particularly interested in the conquering the world part that you mentioned. There is one possible flaw in your calculations. Without a cognative adjuster relay, the potential for fluctuation in the optical calibrater would more then topple the sequential deviator in the suppression module. You will have to emulate a standard field shift accelerator with the exponential thrust capacity in the variant phase protocol. Just let me know if you need to borrow my wrench.
I completly disagree. You do not need to reproduce a field shift accelerator under any cercumstances.This inferior approach is only appraised as a substitute for the real deal. Such as spelda is to sugar,and it causes cancer. Do you really want cancer when doing such a simple task as taking over the world. What you need is and ionic defibluating beam with a low catalistic plasmatic recalibrator.
you guys are aware that your basically pulling all these "smart words" out of your [euphemism for a rear end] right? half of them dont make sense in the context of the sentence.
Flibberty. That ostentatious, derisory, and ludicrously motivated comment only effectively revealed your jealous and malicious intent toward the ingenuity of our serene nature. I hereby request the submission of your formal apology. i will be awaiting your mature and speedy response.
Sincerely yet provoked,
Rabbi Yahoo
we need to update.
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