SUPERMARKETS are interesting things. Have you noticed how the milk, egss and bread are always the hardest things to find. And once you figure out where there at at a certain store.. which we won't say name.. rhymes with "DUBLIX", they change everything around and you have to start from scratch. What's even more awesome is when you go to ask an employee and they're like I'm not sure.. let me check.. while deep inside he's thinking sweet, here's my chance to run to the back and take a really long break while "checking on the status" of the new Supermarket Lure Scheem!!!
Because we all know that even when your mom gives you a list of things to buy, there is that inevitable desire to purchase superfluous items that are extremely important to you dietary needs, such as "LOW FAT" POTATO CHIPS... which we don't really know what that means. Suddenly, when we see the label LOW FAT, we flock assuming that they are better for us and we eat twice the amount that we normally would, balancing out to equal the same as normal. Like eating pan"cakes" for breakfast!!!
So go out there mr. you can find the egg isle man and let me know if you break the code.
Maybe they use html algorithms for their concepts!!
BLESSINGS!!
Sunday, February 24, 2008
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