SUPERMARKETS are interesting things. Have you noticed how the milk, egss and bread are always the hardest things to find. And once you figure out where there at at a certain store.. which we won't say name.. rhymes with "DUBLIX", they change everything around and you have to start from scratch. What's even more awesome is when you go to ask an employee and they're like I'm not sure.. let me check.. while deep inside he's thinking sweet, here's my chance to run to the back and take a really long break while "checking on the status" of the new Supermarket Lure Scheem!!!
Because we all know that even when your mom gives you a list of things to buy, there is that inevitable desire to purchase superfluous items that are extremely important to you dietary needs, such as "LOW FAT" POTATO CHIPS... which we don't really know what that means. Suddenly, when we see the label LOW FAT, we flock assuming that they are better for us and we eat twice the amount that we normally would, balancing out to equal the same as normal. Like eating pan"cakes" for breakfast!!!
So go out there mr. you can find the egg isle man and let me know if you break the code.
Maybe they use html algorithms for their concepts!!
BLESSINGS!!
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I THINK THEY USE MCGEVER TO SERVALANCE THE WHOLE STORE AND EVERY TIME YOU GO TO ONE ISLE HE POPS IN MAKES A SILENT BOMB OUT OF FLINT AND MOVES THE ISLE YOU NEED OVER 3. MAKING YOU FEEL SO LONELY AND HOPELESS AND SO YOU LEAVE AND GO GET A WATERMELON INSTEAD. MAYBE I NEED SOME COUNCELING!!
the good thing is that usually they keep eggs and milk together so if you do by some wild chance happen to find, you at least found the other too.
I had an egg once with some pretty spooky html algorithms. Yeah I used to set it on my desk and take the web cam and point it at the egg and stream the live data to an ambiguous website I created. At first nothing happened but I was still suspicious. I purchased a second laptop and set it up in my bathroom and would leave the egg footage streaming by itself. I would go to the website from the "bathroom" laptop and secretly spy on the egg. Over time I began to notice strange internet occurences. Popup Ads began to appear on my site. Soon they were all taylored to things like the Easter Egg Hunt, or how to buy an outfit for your pet egg. But it was the day that I spotted an Ad for Yolktube and decided to follow it that I was truly terrified. Apparently behind my back the egg was doing recreations of Sci-Fi films like: Star Wars, Blade Runner, and Matrix. I tried to infect his laptop with viruses but he would always "scramble" the files. I'm not eggsaggerating I was shell-shocked. He attempted to hatch a heinous plot to take over Google and rename it Eggle. And to seize control of MySpace only to rename it Friedspace. It was then...
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