OFH YOUTH WHITE-BORED

COSMIC BOWLING

2008-04-13T17:00:00.000-07:00

After our bowling extravaganza, i found blistering thighs and injured cuticles. Anyone have any suggestions?
I've also got this terminal itch on my lower back. Is that normal??

BEWARE OF SUPERMARKETS

2008-02-24T19:03:00.001-08:00

SUPERMARKETS are interesting things. Have you noticed how the milk, egss and bread are always the hardest things to find. And once you figure out where there at at a certain store.. which we won't say name.. rhymes with "DUBLIX", they change everything around and you have to start from scratch. What's even more awesome is when you go to ask an employee and they're like I'm not sure.. let me check.. while deep inside he's thinking sweet, here's my chance to run to the back and take a really long break while "checking on the status" of the new Supermarket Lure Scheem!!!
Because we all know that even when your mom gives you a list of things to buy, there is that inevitable desire to purchase superfluous items that are extremely important to you dietary needs, such as "LOW FAT" POTATO CHIPS... which we don't really know what that means. Suddenly, when we see the label LOW FAT, we flock assuming that they are better for us and we eat twice the amount that we normally would, balancing out to equal the same as normal. Like eating pan"cakes" for breakfast!!!

So go out there mr. you can find the egg isle man and let me know if you break the code.

Maybe they use html algorithms for their concepts!!

BLESSINGS!!

RED TIDE AND RIVER CHEWIES

2008-01-06T19:38:00.000-08:00

Good morning,
It is once again a beautiful day in the wonderful bless-ed town of satellite beach. Where you can wake up to the fresh scent of olive oil branches and tapioca pudding to your delight. Of course no one ever actually eats that stuff. It just sounds cool like your high class. "That tapioca has a good pallet with a clean finish on the top end.." like we really know what we're talking about. Anyhow
So we've had a wonderful season of snow... i mean RED TIDE... this year in florida. Interesting how we relate the two when talking to our relatives. "How was the blizzard last night Aunt Gertrude? Oh wonderful honey, we made it through ok. How was your RED TIDE? (like you can escape it even in the storm cellar)

I think it's maybe just another way of God messing with the evolutionists.

Billions of years ago sub atomic soup lade cold and dead amongst the core of the earth, then a spec moved after getting hit with billions of newtons of Energy. It came out of the water to get a breathe and then BAM, God attacked it's respiratory system with RED TIDE!!!

I'm not really sure but you should try a river chewy on the watalahachee!!!

WHAT DOES THE BIBLE SAY ABOUT COMPETITION AND BANANAS???

2007-09-02T07:13:00.000-07:00

It's been a wonderful summer this summer, but yet one question derives to pontificate such conversing in the area of competition and bananas. What does our holy bible say about, or better yet, what does God have to say? Is it fear that causes people to run from competing, covering there pain with religious distain and banana eating frenzies. Or is it the "holy" masters of the body that include "flee the evil desires of your youth" in conversation over the religious aplication of competing? What about Moses' competing with pharoah over who's God was bigger? I mean come on, who's gonna take God in a arm wrestling contest (OK, maybe i watched the child version, kids don't like blood and locusts)!!! Or how about Elijah, or Gideon, or Jubal or Arphaxad or Philopoter. All this to question, what is "healthy competition" and what is dishonoring to God?
TTYASH (Talk to you all soon hopefully)!!Publish Post!

Israeli Grad Students Create System to Turn Dew into Fresh Water in Any Climate

2007-06-04T18:13:00.000-07:00

"Inspired by the dew-collecting properties of leaves, one 315 sq ft unit can extract a minimum of 48 liters of fresh water from the air each day. Depending on the number of collectors used, an unlimited daily supply of water could be produced even in remote and polluted places."

commments and thoughts!!!

Isn't it great how God has blessed us with minds to think of cool things. I always thought it would be cool to make some pill/supplement/"pharmaceutical" product that would cause your intestinal linings to create mashed potatoes. Imagine, instead of those excruciatingly painful evenings in the "rest" room, one might actually find "rest" amongst the scent of warm homemade mashed potatoes (salt seasoned of course). But, now on to new and better things, we have this story of a young man with great ambition to create such a masterpeice of art with the ability to transcendentalate our aquatic atmospheric product into something usable.
What sort of new and awesome pranks could be pulled when using the exhaust of such a machine. I can see it now, friend of a grandmother's stepson falls to his knees while greeted with the dewless perpetrator (machine gone mad see pg F67).
But anyhow, it is amazing none the less how great minds can conceive great things... But don't take my word for it, try it out for yourself!!!!

BEAR HUNTING IN THE SUMMER>>>>

2007-05-30T19:19:00.000-07:00

You ever wondered why people hunt bears in the summer? One time i knew this guy, well let's just say it's rather "hush, hush" and he told me of his friend "Bill" who hunted bears in the summer. Come to find out the bears had a "big surprise" for him if you know what i mean!!! hint hint (ok that was off of "lopen beason")
We he said if you wait long enough in the summer, bears come from all around and nibble along the shore banks just waiting around with nothing to do. I mean you'd think they'd have at least something to do better than nibble... Maybe like take care of their man caves or eat bark off of helpless pine trees or scare bambi or something.. BUt anyways if you want to hunt, they say it's crazy to hunt bears in the summer? BUt what do i know, i can even find my car keys!!!

WHY EATING CHEESE IN THE RAIN IS NOT A GOOD THING

2007-05-28T19:16:00.000-07:00

Over the long years i've experience on God's wonderful earth, i've found it very difficult to eat cheese based products during a fury of precipitation blasting de la sky. Anyone got any suggestions????